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If you need advice, text
me... If you need a
friend, call me... If
you need me, come to
me... If you need
money... ........... THE
SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE
REACHED!
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I want u 2 know that our
friendship means a lot 2
me. U cry, I cry. U
laugh.. I laugh. U jump
out of d window.. I look
down n then.. I laugh
again.. hahaha
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God created the
earth,****God created
the woods, ****God
created you too, ****but
yes, even God makes
mistakes!
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Someday u may lose ur
hair.****u may lose ur
teeth- ur money & even
lose ur mind.****But 1
thing u will never loose
is ur good looks.****coz
u cant lose wot u don't
have!
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What is wrong with your
cell every time i call a
voice comes****that the
subscriber u have dialed
is a monkey****plz
contact zoo for detail
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This cat, is cat, a cat,
good cat, way cat, to
cat, keep cat, an cat,
idiot cat, busy cat, for
cat,20 cat, seconds cat
!... Now read it without
the word cat
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You've got Sex Appeal...
You've got Style...
You've got
Intelligence... You've
got Class... You've got
D Face... & You've got D
Body... & I've got the
wrong number! Sorry!
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Last nite I lay in bed,
looking at the stars,
the beautiful sky and
the endless horizon....
and suddenly I
thought... where the
hell is my roof?
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The animals of a jungle
have decided to hold a
meeting. The lion has
come, the tiger has
come, the elephant has
come, the monkey has
come.. But The meeting
hasn't started. Guess
why ? Because the Donkey
is busy reading this SMS
!
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A - U'r Attractive B -
U'r D Best C - U'r Cute
D - U'r Dear 2 me E -
U'r Excellent F - U'r
Funny G - U'r Gud
Looking H - He He He I -
I'm J - Just K - Kidding
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I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. I Love You.
I Love You. That's
because Dad says "Love
Animals" !
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Dark were those days,
without your sight. When
I was in darkness, you
gave me light. You gave
me strength 2 make life
bright. Thank you so
much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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Dark were those days,
without your sight. When
I was in darkness, you
gave me light. You gave
me strength 2 make life
bright. Thank you so
much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT !
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Handsome, Sweet,
Intelligent,
Spontaneous, Good
Looking, Nice Friends,
Charming, Funny, well...
Enough about ME! How
about you?
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If I ever go for a brain
transplant I’d like 2
use ur brain. It's not
because u r a genius. I
would only like a brain
that has never been
used.
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This is not fair! How
could u do this? Didn't
expect this from you!
Got a whole Channel on
your name and didn't
even tell me?
Animal Planet
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