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Urdu
SMS
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Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad
hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid
hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu
tere sms ka,
arre yaar kanjusi ki bhi
ek haad hoti hai.
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Yaad karte hai tumhe
tanhai me,
Dil duba hai gamo ki
gahrai me,
hume mat dhundo duniya
ki bhid me,
hum milenge tumhe fir
kisi,
free SMS ki scheme me.
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Phoolon ne Amrit ka jaam
bheja hai,
Sooraj ne gagan se Salam
bheja hai,
Mubarak ho Aapko nayi
subhah,
Tahe-Dil se Humne ye
Paigaam bheja hai
Good Morning
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Najre Jhuki to Paimane
bane,
Dil tute to Maikhane
bane,
Kuch to jaroor khas hai
aap mein..
Hum yoon hi nahi aapke
Diwane Bane...
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Gadha jo khaye wo Ghas
ho tum,
Buddhe ka Chyawanprash
ho tum,
Idiot stupid bakwas ho
tum,
Par jo bhi ho yar, Dost
Jhakaas ho tum...
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Hotho se jo choo liya,
Ehsaas Aab tak hai,
Aankhe Nam hai, Aur
sanso mein Aag aab tak
hain...
Aur kyo na ho... Khayi
Bhi to 'HARI Mirchi...'-hai...
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Lehar aati hai, kinare
se palat jati hai,
yaad aati hai, dil mein
simat jati hai,
dono mein farakh sirf
itna hai,
lehar bewaqt aati hai,
aur yaad har waqt aati
hai.
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jab dosti ki dastaan
waqt sunayega,
hum ko bhi koi shaks
yaad ayega ,
tab bhool jayenge
zindagi ke gamon ko ,
jab AAp ke saath guzra
waqt yaad ayega
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Kabhi badli hui takdir
nazar ati hai,
yado ki bas ek zanjir
nazar ati hai ,
pade bhi to kya pade
yaar- mujhe mobile me
bhi teri tasveer nazar
ati hai,
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Shadi karna tha par
kismat khuli nahi,
TAJMAHAL Bana tha par
MUMTAZ mili nahi,
Ab kismat khuli, Shadi
hue,
ab TAZ banana chahta hu,
par ye MUMTAZ marti
nahi!
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Bhul se kabhi hame bhi
yaad kiya karo,
Pyar nahi to Shikayat hi
kiya karo,
Itna bhi gair na samjho
ki baat hi na kiya karo,
Phone nahi to SMS hi
kiya karo....
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Dil k dard ko zuba par
laate nahi,
hum apni aankhon se ansu
bahate nahi,
Zakhm chahe kitne hi
gahre kyo na ho,
??
hum DETTOL k siva kuch
laagate nahi.
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Aap jaise log kuch khaas
lagte hain.
man main har waqt hum ek
aas rakhte hai.
najane kab aa jaye aap
ka sms
is liye cell ko dil ke
paas rakhte hai.
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Jindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me
hadtal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye
meri mobile ki zindagi
ka sawaal hai.
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Is dil mein yaadon ke
mele hain,
tum bin bahut akele
hain,
sab kuch chodke tume SMS
kar rele hain,
dekho hum kitne wele
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Nazar tumhari, Nazar
hamari,
Nazar ne dil ki nazar
utari,
Nazar ne dekha nazar ko
aise,
ki nazar dosti ko lage
na hamari.
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Tussi hasde ho saanu
hassan vaste,
Tussi ronde ho saanu
rovvan vaset,
Tussi 1 vaar ruske te
vekho,
Mar jayenge tuhanu
manaan vaste.
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Baadal kitne khushnaseeb
hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen
par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko
taraste hai.
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Dosti ka pehala pegam
aapke naam,
Zindagi ki akhari sham
aapke naam.
Iss safar main humsafar
hain hum dono,
Is dosti ko nibhana hain
aapka kaam.
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is kadar hamari chahat
ka imtihan na lijiye.
Kyu ho humse khafa,
bayan to kijiye,
Kar dijiye maaf agar ho
gaye humse khata,
Yu yaad na karke saza na
dijiye.
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Rishton ki ye duniye hai
niraali,
Sab riston se pyaari hai
dosti tumhaari.
Manzoor hai aansu bhi
aakho mein hamaree,
Agar aa jaaye muskaan
hot pe tumahari.
---------------------------------------------
Khuda se thoda raham
khareed lete,
Aap ke zakhmo ka marham
khareed lete.
Agar kahi bikti khushiya
meri,
To saari bech kar aap ka
har ghum khareed lete.
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Jam pe jam pine se kya
fayda,
Sham ko pi subah utar
jayegi.
Arey do boond dosti ke
pi le,
Zindagi saari nashe mein
guzar jayegi.
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Fiza mein mehekti ek
shaam ho tum,
Pyar mein chalakta jam
ho tum.
Seene main chupaye
phirte hai hum yaad
tumahari,
Meri zindagi ka dusra
naam ho tum.
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe
pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera
intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki
haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke
hume bukhaar ho jaata
hai.
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Vaade pe o aitbaar nahi
karte,
Hum zikre mohabbat sare
bazaar nahi karte.
Darta hai dil unki
ruswai se,
Aur who sochte hai hum
unse pyar nahi karte.
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Har kadam par imtihaan
leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti
hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya
shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to
deti hai zindagi.
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Kaash who nagme hame
sunaye na hote,
Aaj unko sun kar aansu
aye na hote.
Agar isi tarah bhool hi
jaana tha,
To itni gehrai se dil me
samaye na hote.
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Har khushi kam hai,
Tera gum bhulane ke
liye,
Ek tera gum hi kaafi
hai,
Mujhe umr bhar rulane ke
liye
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Dil Ki Basti Bikhar Gayi
Hoti
Ke Rooh Ke Zakhm Bhar
Gaye Hote
Yeh Zindagi To Aap Ki
Amaanat Hai Warna
Hum To Kab Ke Mar Gaye
Hote
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Unke Bewafai Par Wafa
Hum Karenge
Yaad Ko Unki Dil Se Juda
Hum Karenge
Itna Chaha Phir Bhi
Yakeen Nahin
Aise Zindagi Jee Kar Kya
Karenge
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Mere Jineke Liye Tera
Armaan Hi Kafi Hai .
Dil Ke Kalam Se Likhi Ye
Dastaan Hi Kafi Hai.
Tir-E-Talwaar Ki Tujhe
Kya Zaroorat-E-Nazneen,
Qatl Karne Ke Liye Teri
Muskaan hi Kafi Hai
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Ittefaq se hum mile,
Ittefaq se aap hume
pasand aaye,
Ittefaq se hum dost
bane,
Humari dosti ab ittefaq
nahi,
Zindagi ki khoobsurat
hakikat hai.
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Yun durr rehkar duriyon
ko badaya nahi karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya
nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise
tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye
tadpaya nahi karte.
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Jamane se nahi to tanhai
se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai
se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot
hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri
judai se darta hu.
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Hum to dil deneko taiyar
baithe hai,
Darde mohabbat karne ko
taiyar baite hai,
Par hai re meri futi
kismat,
Koi dil leneko hi taiyar
nahi.
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Bekabu hai dil fir bhi
jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hao botal fir bhi
piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is dil
ki.
Reply nahi mil raha fir
bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.
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Wo ruthe is kadar ki
manaya na gaya,
Durr itne ho gaye ki
pass bulaya na gaya,
Dil to dil tha samundar
ka sahil nahi,
Likh diya naam to fir
mitaya na gaya.
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Tumse doori ka ehsaas
jab satane laga,
Tere saath guzra har
lamha yaad aane laga,
Jabbhi tumhe bhulne ki
koshish ki,
Ae dost tu dil ke aur
paas aane laga..
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Ham tere dil mein
rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge
muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se
juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge
aasmaan bankar.
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Haqiqat samjho ya
afsana,
Begana kaho ya deewana,
Suno is dil ka fasana,
Teri dosti hai mere
jeene ka bahana..
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Kuch nasha to aapki baat
ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi
barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na
kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to
aapse mulaqat ka hai.
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Chand adhura hai sitaro
ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai
bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau
kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum
jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs
nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain
vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki
talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe
waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki
shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya
basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki
aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein
jama rakhi hain...
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exams ke 4 din pehle
syllabus dekha to yaad
aaya
KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO
GAYA HAI,
exams ke din paper dekh
kar yaad aaya
SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB
KUCH NAYA HAI.
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Main uski yaad mein ban
gaya baraf ka gola
Main uski yaad mein ban
gaya baraf ka gola
aur vo boli ki Thanda
matlab Coca Cola
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Chaand ko garoor hai ki
uske pass noor hai to
kya hua
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki
mera dost Langoor hai
--------------------------------------------------
Yadd Karte hai tumhe
tanhai mein,
dil dooba hai gamo ki
gehrai mein,
hamein mat dhoonndho
duniya ki bhid mein,
hum milenge tumhe phir
kisi, free SMS ki scheme
mein.
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Romance Mathematics
Smart man + smart woman
= romance
Smart man + dumb woman =
affair
Dumb man + smart woman =
marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman =
pregnancy
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Tum paas hot to tujhpe
pyar aata hai,
Tum door ho to tera
intezaar satata hai.
Kya kahe is dil ki
haalat ki,
Tujhe yaad kar karke
hume bukhaar ho jaata
hai.
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Har kadam par imtihaan
leti hai zindagi,
Har waqt naya sadma deti
hai zindagi.
Hum jindagi se kya
shikwa kare,
Aap jaise dost bhi to
deti hai zindagi
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Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu
vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum...
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Dil mein aansuyo ke mele
hain
Tum bin hum bohat akele
hain
Sab kuch chod kar tumeh
e-mail karte hain
Dekho hum kitne vele
hain
* vele = lazy (vele is a
Punjabi word)
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna
yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har
pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain
CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki
maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil
udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa
kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt
bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas
hota hai..
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Teri yaad mein humne
kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer
aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se
laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko
draane ke kaam aayi...
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Aaj vo humse jannat mein
takra gaye
Aaj vo humse jannat mein
takra gaye
Aur humare dil se awaaz
nikalii....
Fiteh Mooh...Tusin Ethe
vii aa gaye !!!
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Tum hoti to aisa hota,
tum hoti to waisa hota
Tum is baat pe itna
hasti, tum uss baat pe
itna khush hoti,
Tum is baat pe ye
kehti,tum uss baat pe wo
kahati
shukar hai tum nahi
ho!!!
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Tumko dekha to yeh
khyaal aaya
Tumko dekha to yeh
khyaal aaya
Ki Paaglo ke stock mein
Naya Maal Aaya
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Umeedo ki manjil toot
gayi
aankho se ashqo ki dhara
beh gayi
are tumahri bhi kya
izaat reh gayi
jab class ki ladki
bhaiya keh gayi
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kaun kehta hai dost
tumse hamari judai hogi,
yeh afwah kisi aur ne
udayi hogi;
shaan se rahenge aapke
dil mein hum,
itne dino mein humne
kuch to jagah banayi
hogi
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Lamha Lamha waqt guzar
jayega...
Chand lamhon mein exam
aa jayega...
Abhi bhi waqt hai, do
line padh lo...
Warna pass kya MUNNA
BHAI karvayega???
vah vah... vah vah...
vah va
-----------------------------------------------------
Aansun se palke bhigo
leta hoon
Yaad teri aati hai to ro
leta hoon
Socha ki bhula doon
tujhe magar,
Har baar faisla badal
deta hoon
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Mayoos tow hoon mager
hona nahi chahti
Kia karon mein ussay
bhulana nahi chahti
Janti hon wo bay khaber
hai mujhe se
phir bhee Uss k khayal
ko dil se mitana nahi
chahti ~
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Badi muddat se chaha hai
tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai
tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu
bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se
churaya hai tujeh!
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aasaan nahi hota kisi ko
bhulana.
chhe vo apna ho ya
begana
dil ki baatain bas
samajhta hai dil hi,
inhe kya samjhega ye
zalim zamana??
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Yaad karne ke liye koi
cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir
chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara
dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah
muskura na sakegi....
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Yeh mat sochna ki hum
bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost
bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge
tumheeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
--------------------------------------------
Jab hum is duniya mein
aate hai,
Toh kitne rishtey saath
laatey hai.
Duniya mein aane ke baad
hum,
Kitne naye rishtey
baanthe hai.
Magar in rishto mein se
sirf,
woh pyaar ka pawitra
rishta hai,
Jo hum marte dum tak
nibhaate hain.
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Kehena hai aaj tumse,
phir kisise ye kehena
nahi,
Rehena hai saath tere,
warna Duniya me rehena
nahi.
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Kash tumhare chere pe
chicken-pox ke daag
hote,
Kash tumhare chere pe
chicken-pox ke daag
hote,
chand to tum ho hi,
sitare bhi saath hote!!
----------------------------------------------
oftdrinks Contain
Dangerous Pestcides.
Insan to newspaper padh
sakte hain
par janwaro ka kya hoga
kyonki....
Aaj kal CHEETAH BHI
PEETA HAI !
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Arz kiya hai,
Tere dar par sanam
hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam
hazaar baar aayenge,
Tere dar par sanam
hazaar baar aayenge,
Ghanti bajainge aur
bhaag jayenge !
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Gandhi bhi chala gaya,
nehru bhi mar gaya,
subhash bose ka bhi
kuchh pata nahi,
aur meri bhi tabiyat
thik nahi hai....
pata nahi desh ka ab kya
hoga.
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Zindagi mein teen
cheezen kabhi bhi aa
sakti hain....
PAISA..... MAUT.....
Aur..... Aur.....
Aur.....
Mera SMS !
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Itna khubsurat kaise
muskura lete ho.....
Itna qatil kaise sharma
lete ho.....
Kitni aasani se Jaan le
lete ho.....
Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya
bachpan se hi
kamine ho ?
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aaj didar, kal yaar,
parso pyar, phir ekrar,
aur phir-intzar,
phir-takrar,
phir- darar, saari
mehnat-bekar,
aur akhir mein-Ek aur
devdas at beer bar!
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Tu chandramukhi main
surajmukhi,
tu mujhse dukhi main
tujhse dukhi.
Chatt se chhalang laga
de,
phir tu bhi sukhi, main
bhi sukhi.
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Aahat si koi aye to
lagta hai ki tum ho.
Hawa koi lehrayi to
lagta hai ki tum ho.
Ab tum hi batao,
kya tum kisi BHOOT se
kam ho ?
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Ladka: Janeman is dil
mein aaja.
Ladki: Sandal nikalu
kya?
Ladka: Pagli mandir
thode hi hai, aise hi
aaja!!
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Bhagwan se Scooter
manga..
Car di; Ghar manga..
bangla diya;
dost manga toh tumhey
diya..
Bhagwan ne isbar aisa
zulm kyoun kiya
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Kya bindaas hawa chal
raheli hai,
birdy gana ga raheli
hai,cow log grass eat
raheli hai,shane log sms
kar rahele hain
aur dhakkan log sms padh
rahele hain!!
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khtiyarre tabbasum ki
lau ko
tarranume numayish se
aghaa dena...
Jo iska matlab samajh
aaye to
please mujhe bhi bata
dena.....
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bachelor's schedule...
Monday ko dosti ; Tues
ko pyar ;
Wed ko shaadi ; Thus ko
barbadi ;
Fri ko fighting ; Sat ko
talaq ;
Sun ko rest, Mon ko phir
se talash....
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Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha
ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh
ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha
ha ho ho ho ho he he
he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI....
ha ha ha ha ho ho ho
ho.....
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Khuda kare tera mobile
kho jaye.
Mile mujhe aur mera ho
jaye.
Karu SMS ladkion ko naam
tera aae.
Maar tujhe pade aur
kaleja mera thanda ho
jae.
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Macchar ne jo kata...
dil main mere junoon
tha.
Khujli hui itni... dil
be sukoon tha.
Pakada to chod diya yeh
soch kar ki....
sale ki ragon main apna
hi khoon tha !
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Tusi bade gr8 ho, rsgule
di pl8 ho,
cok di cr8 ho, ande da
oml8 ho,
sms krne me bde la8 ho,
jlebi di tra str8 ho.
Par jo bhi ho, tusi mere
fav8 ho
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Maine poocha chand se...
Kabhi dekha hai mere
yaar sa hasin.....
Chand bola....
12036 entries found !
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Apko MULAYAM ki akal,
LALOO ki shakal,
Mayawati ki wani,
JAYA ki jawani,
KALAM jaise baal,
ATAL jaisi chaal mile..
GOOD LUCK
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Aasman me itne tare ho
ki
asma na dikhai de,
Aap ki zindagi me itni
khushiya ho,
ke gam na dikhai de,
HAVE A NICE DAY!
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Khayalo ko kisi aahat ki
aas rahati hai,
nighao ko kisi surat ki
pyas hoti hai,
tere bin kisi cheez ki
kami to nahi,
magar tere SMS bin
tabiyat udas rahati
hai...
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Darde dil me gam ki
kaliya khilti hai,
aab to tanhai aaksar
hamse milti hai,
aapne band kiya jabse
SMS karna,
MOBILE ki battery jyada
chalti hai!
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Andhe ke hath me
"TORCH",
Bahare ke hath me
"RADIO",
Gunge ke hath me "MIKE",
AUR AAP KE HATH ME
"MOBILE"
WAH WAH Kya Jamana Aaya
hai!!!
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Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO
No. 1
Shadi ke baad: COOLIE
No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine
Pyar Kiya
Shadi ke bad: Yeh Meine
kya kiya
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si
ho gayi hai,
gam ke sagar me is kadar
kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh
gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho
gayi hai.
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Mandir mein jap karta
hoon,
Masjid mein adab karta
hoon,
insan se kahin bhagwan
na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS
karke pap karta hoon
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Phulon se khoobsurat koi
nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi
nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif
karu...
Dost me aap jaisa...
Nalayak koi nahi!
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Hame itna pyar mat karna
ki
duniya me mashhoor ho
jaye aur na hi itna
bewafa banana ki ham
duniya ko chodne ke liye
majboor ho jaye
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Ugta hua Suraj dua de
aapko,
Khilta hua phool khushbu
de aapko,
hum to kuch dene ke
kabil nahi hai,
dene wala hazaar
khushiyan de aapko!
Good Morning!
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is duniya me dost kam
milenge,
Is duniya me gham hi
gham milenge,
jaha duniya nazar fer
legi,
us mod pe dost tumhe Hum
Milenge..
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Aapko ashirwad mile bado
se,
sahayog mile chhoto se,
Khushiya mile jag se,
pyar mile sab se,
daulat mile rab se,
yahi dua hai dil se
DIL SE!
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Dil me ummido ki shama
jala rakhi he,
Hamne apni alag dunia
basa rakhi he,
yakin ke sath ki ayega
apka SMS,
Hamne apne mobile per
ankhe biccha rakhi
hai...!!
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Aapko miss karna roz ki
bat ho gai,
yaad karna aadat ki bat
ho gai,
apase dur rahena kismat
ki bat ho gai,
magar aapko bhulna
apane bas ke bahar ki
baat ho gai!
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Arz hai unki galiyon ke
chakkar kaat kaatte
kutte
hamare yaar ho gaye, wo
to
hamare na ho sake par
hum
kutton ke sardar ho
gaye...
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Kuch Nasha Aapki Baat ka
hai,
Kuch Nasha Dhimi Barsat
ka hai,
Hame aap yuhi Sharabi
maat Kahiye,
ye dil par asar aapse
pahali mulakat ka hai...
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Ae barish jara tham ke
baras,
jab mera yaaar aa jaye
to jam ke baras,
pehle n baras ki woh aa
na sake,
phir itna baras ki wo
jaa na sake...
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Amiri ke khwab Dekhne
laga,
Angreji Sharab Chakhane
laga,
Baap ne kabhi Page nahi
dekha,
aur beta Mobile rakhne
laga!!!
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Mere Marne ke baad aey
dost aansoo mat
bahana...
agar yaad aaye meri to
seedhe upar chale
aana...
Agar waha me na dikhu to
samajh lena tu narak me
hai...
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Dushman tarse teri dosti
ko,
Dost tarse teri yari ko,
Yar tarse pyar ko,
hum tarse tere DIDAR ko!
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Aap kya jaano hum kitna
yaad karte hain
maano ya na maano har
pal fariyaad karte hain
Roz khat likhte hain
CARTOON NETWORK ko
aur aapko play karne ki
maang karte hain....
waaaaahhhhhhhhh...
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Shaam hote hii ye Dil
udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo ke siwa
kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt
bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas
hota hai..
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Teri yaad mein humne
kalam uthaayi
liya paper aur tasveer
aapki bnayi
socha tha ki usko dil se
laga kar rakhenge
magar vo to bacho ko
draane ke kaam aayi...
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Mein nazar se pee raha
houn,
ye samaa badal naa jaaye
Naa jhukaao tum
nigahein,
kahin raat dhal naa
jaaye Mere askh bhi hain
is mein,
ye sharaab ubal naa
jaaye Mera jaam chhune
waale,
tera haath jal naa jaaye
Abhi raat kuch hai
baaki,
naa uthaa naqaab saaqi
Tera rind girte girte,
kahin phir sambhal na
jaaye
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Badi muddat se chaha hai
tumeh,
badi duaon se paaya hai
tumeh,
Tujeh bhulane ki sochu
bhi kaise,
Kismat ki lakiron se
churaya hai tujeh!!
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aasaan nahi hota kisi ko
bhulana.
chhe vo apna ho ya
begana
dil ki baatain bas
samajhta hai dil hi,
inhe kya samjhega ye
zalim zamana??
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Yaad karne ke liye koi
cheez chahiye,
Aap nahi to aapki taswir
chahiye
per taswir aapki hamaara
dil behla na sakegi,
Kyonki yeh aapki tarah
muskura na sakegi....
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Yeh mat sochna ki hum
bhool jayenge tuemhe,
Door rehkar bhi hamesha
chahenge tumhe,Agar Dost
bankar raas na aaye to
Bhoot bankar darayenge
tumhe.
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Aye Khuda kyon deta hai
tu Ladkiyon ko itni
Beauty
ke Ladke unse Line Marna
samjhte apni Duty
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Chand adhura hai sitaro
ke bina,
gulshan adhura hai
bahaaro ke bina,
samundar adhura hau
kinaro ke bina,
jeena adhura hai tum
jaise yaaro ke bina!!!
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Kalam uthayi hai lafs
nahi milta,
jisko dhoond rahein hain
vo shaks nahi milta,
firte hain vo jamaane ki
talaash mein,
bas humare liye unhe
waqt nahi milta!!!
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Dil mein umeedo ki
shamma jala rakhi hai,
humne apni alag duniya
basa rakhi hai,
is umeed ke saath ki
aayega SMS aapka,
humne mobile par nazrein
jama rakhi hain...
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Zindagi jaise ek saza si
ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is
kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh
gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho
gayi hai.
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Savera kya hua, sitaro
ko bhul gaye.
Suraj kya aaya, chaand
ko bhul gaye.
Guzre kya kuch pal
humare bina,
Aap hume hi bhool gaye.
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Lamha lamha waqt guzar
jayega,
Chand lamho mein daaman
chod jayega.
Abhi waqt hai do baatein
kar lo humse,
Kya pata kal kaun teri
zindagi me aa jayega.
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Kismet se apni sabko
shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se
mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki
chahat kyu hai.
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Jaruri nahi dosto me
baat hoti rahe,
Jaruri nahi ki dosto me
mulakat hoti rahe.
Jaruri hai bas dost jaha
bhi rahe
use hamari yaad aati
rahe.
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Jinki yaad mein hum
dewane ho gaye,
Wo hum hi se begaane ho
gaye.
Shayad unhe talash hai
ab naye dost ki,
Kyunki unki nazar me ab
hum purane ho gaye.
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Chand ki raton mein sara
jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon
mein koi badnaseeb rota
hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat
pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko
juda na kare.
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Ishq ke rishte kitne
ajib hote hai.
Durr rehke bhi kitne
karib hote hai,
Meri barbadi ka gum na
karo yaro,
Ye to apne apne nasib
hote hai..
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Koi aankhon aankhon se
baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein
mulakat kar leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab
dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar
bhi sawal kar leta hai..
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zindegi terebina adhura
hai.
najane q teremere beech
meinye doori hai.
sochta hun kabhi
bhuladun tujhko.
per tera ek muskan meri
kamjori hai
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apun dono ka dosti ekdum
jhakas hona mangta hai,
jhakas bole to...apun
hira tu moti,
apun sabji tu roti,apun
pani tu tanki
apun tarzan tu monkey
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Dil ka Rishta hai
hamara,
Dil ke kone me hai Naam
tumahra,
Her yaad me hai chehra
tumahra,
SMS nahi to kya hua
Zindagi bhar saath
nibhane ka wada hai
hamara.
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Qayamat tak tujhe yaad
karenge,
Teri har baat par
aitbaar karenge,
Tujhe SMS karne ko to
nahi kahenge,
Par phir bhi tere SMS ka
intezar karenge.
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Kadam Kadam pe hawaon se
talukh rakhna,
Dosti ke daur mein Dosti
Rakhna
Hamari yaadon ke SMS
zarur aayenge,
Aap bas apna INBOX khali
rakhna.
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College ki har Ladki ek
Phool hai,
Aur use choona ek Bhool
hai,
Jo usme Mashgul hai,
Samjho uski ATKT full
hai.
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Dosti karo Collegewali
se,
Pyar karo Officewali se,
Programme karo Padoswali
se,
Aonkh ladao Sali se,
Love karo Dilwali se,
Aur Mar khao Gharwali
se.
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Hajaron Honge Nigahon
Mein,
Kabhi Hame Bhi Toh Pick
Karo,
Hamare Dil Ke Icon Par
Bhi Toh Kabhi Double
Click Karo.
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Aanssu tere nikle
aankhen meri ho,
Dil tera Dhadke to
dhadkan meri ho,
Dosti hamari itni gehri
ho ki,
Job tum karo aur Salary
meri ho.
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Baithe tere khayalo me,
kore kagaz pe likha tera
naam...
Tasvir bhi bana dali aur
likha ye Paigam..
'Zinda ya murda, pakadne
vale ko 5000 nakad
inam...
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Khushi se dil ko aabad
karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad
karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish
hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD
karna...
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Ummido ki shama dil me
mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya
mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to
SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke
mat bichana. funny
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If i was a tear in ur
eyes, i would tun down
your cheek and kiss your
lips &; if u were a tear
in my eyes i would never
cry 4 fear of losing
u...
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who is friend?
F-First
R-Relative
I-In
E-Every
N-New
D-Difficulty!!!
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Why do we close our eyes
when v prey, when v cry,
when v dream, when v
kiss??? B'coz the most
BEAUTIFUL things in life
r not seen by felt by
the HEART!!!
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Pyaar ke jaam ko aise na
piya, ki aadha piya aur
adha chhod diya,
yaaron ye pyaar hai
pyaar, nahi koi VIM
BAAR, jo thoda sa lagaya
or bas
hogaya....!
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7 rules to be happy...
1>never hate
2>dont't worry
3>live simple
4>expect a little
5>give a lot
6>akways smile
7>have a friend like
me.....
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LOVE: easy to say,
difficult to stay,
beautiful to feel,
dificult
deal...
DIFFICULT is PART of
LIFE, but that's the
reason
WHY GIRLFRIEND IS NEVER
A WIFE....!!!!
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I wanted 2 kill the
SWEETEST SMARTEST &; the
most beautiful person on
eart, but then I
thought..........
SUICIDE is a CRIME....
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Ek truck dusre truck ko
khinch ke jaa raha tha,
yeh dekh kar ek aadmi
jor jor se husne lagaa
or jamin pe lotpot ho
gayaa aur bola,
"ek rasse ke tkde ko
uthane ke liye 2-2
TRUCK?"
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A true friend is a
friend who see the first
tear, Catch the second
and
stops the third....
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One man read a board
'likhane wala briliant,
padhane wala idiot.."
Man becomes engry, he
rub board and writes,
"padhane wala briliant,
likhnewala idiot...."
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Ga saku aapka nagma, wo
saaz kahan se lau,
suna saku kuch aapko, wo
andaz kahan se lau,
yun to chand ki tarif
karna aasan hai,
kar saku aapki taarif,
wo alfaz kahan se lau...
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A friend is like a
pillow, u can hug when u
r in trouble,
u can cry on when u r in
pain &; embraca when u r
happpy.
So remember when u need
a friend BUY A PILLOW.
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One mann passing by on a
road, was invited by his
friend to play
CHESS..
He said "wait for 5 min.
let me go and wear SPORT
SHOES!!!
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we like each other
because
u think I m Nice
I htink u r nice
u think I m cool
I think u r cool
U think I m sweet
I think u r sweet
U think I m Smart
I think u r RIGHT.
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God granted me 1 wish. I
asked 4 WORLD PEACE.
He said its impossible,
please ask 4 something
else,
I asked him 2 make U
intelligent, He said
Wait,
Let me try 'world peace'
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Life without U is
impossible.
U R in my breath, in my
blood.
I can not stay 4 a
second without U.
If U R not there, i m
dead....
Hellloooo...I M talking
about OXYGEN..!!!!
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Life is like MATHS:
friend ko plus + karo,
Dushman ko Minus - karo,
Khushiyon ko Multiply
X karo, Gam ko Divide /
karo, aur life ENJOY
karo
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yaah karte he tumhe
tanhai me
dil dooba he gamo ki
gahrai me
hamein mat dhoondo
huniya ki bhid me
hum millenge tumhe,
tumhari parchhai me
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you can be a doctor &;
save lives, a lawyer &;
defend lives, a soldier
&; protect lives or
simpaly be YOurself a
SWeetheart Who touches
lives..!!
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bekaabu hai dil fir bhi
jiye jaa raha hu,
khali hai botal fir bhi
piye jaa raha ju,
majburi to dekho is dil
ki...
reply nahi miltaa fir
bhi SMS kiye jaa raha
hoon..
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Log apna banake chod
dete hai... Rishta gairo
se jod lete hai...
Hum to ek phool bhi na
tod sake... Log to dil
bhi tod dete hai!!
Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa
to na saka mai, yakin
kar nahi hu bewafa mai,
aaj bhi mere khawabo me
hai tu, aaj bhi tujhe
pane ki hai justuju
meri.
Save ths msg n read it
whnevr u fail in life...
"haaton ki lakiron par
vishwas nahi karna
chahiye kyunki takdir to
unki
bhi hoti hai jinke haath
nahi hote hai"
Khuda na kare apko koi
gam milay. Khushiya or
hasi har dum milay.
Jab bhi kabhi gum apki
aur badhay. Khuda kare
raastey mai usay hum
milay..
Aisa lagta hai zindagi
tum ho, Ajnabi kaise
ajnabi tum ho
Main zamin pe ghana
andhera hun, Aasmano ki
chandni tum ho
Dosto se wafa ki
ummeede, Kis zamane ke
aadmi tum ho
Log kehte hai ki itni
dosti mat karo ke dost
dil par sawar ho jaye.
Hum kehte hain dosti
itni karo ke dushman ko
bhi tumse pyar ho jaye.
Unhe to fursat nahi
milne ki humse, aur
hamara waqt gujarta hai
unki
fariyaad karke.
Agar aaye wo meri maut
pe, to kah dena abhi
soye hain tumhe yaad
karke
Itni chhoti nahin dosti
apni, Kaise soch liya k
kinaara aa gaya.
Lo ho gayi mobile mein
roshni, Aur SMS hamaara
aa gaya....
Hamari dosti raymond
jaisi nahi since1965,
pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil
mange more,
yeh hogi LIC jaisi,
zindagi k saath bhi,
zindagi k baad bhi..
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There r 3 chambers in my
HEART.
1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1
4 GOD.
oh! wat abt u my frend?
sorry no place 4 u in my
heart...bcoz plp like
u r in my heartbeats
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Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes
I dont, sumtimes I
reply, sumtimes I dont,
but no matter how many
times that SOMETIMES is,
u'll be my friend 4
lifetime.
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There r 6 Billion people
around the wrld. I dnt
knw y i keep on msging
u.
Maybe bcoz..
5,999,999,999 cant
replace... a single
'YOU'.
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Hi Moon!, Dim Your
Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze
Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom
Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin
Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To
Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz
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Life gives an answer in
3 ways...
It says Yes.. N gives u
wht u want.
It says NO... and gives
something better.
It says WAIT and gives
the best in its own
time!
Just bcoz u got an sms u
think someone likes u??
huh??
Well.. no one likes u..
no one misses u.. no one
cares 4 u.. no one
remembers
u...........MORE THAN I
DO!
Some days are cloudy and
grey, And it seems as if
the rain is Chasing
all your dreams away.
While other days r
bright and sunny, Making
you feel as though the
feats
You can accomplish are
many.
On this particular day,
I have but One wish
coming your way.
I hope you have a
wonderfully nice day!
I cnt fnd a reson y GOD
mde U so close 2 me...!
Bt tats nt d qstion 2b
askd.
May b d qstion 2b askd
is-HOW DID HE KNO..
TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE
U IN MY LIFE?
Remember 2 remember me!
4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember
2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2
remember 2 remind u 2
remember me! Believe
me...!
What is meant by
ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do
Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means...
Girl Forgets Everything
Done n Catches new Boy
Again..
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Kabhi gamo se tumari
mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi
koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf
kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad
kar lena
Mat mila aise dost se ae
khuda, ye hamein barbaad
karte hai,
hum to sms ki bauchaar
karte hai, aur ye 1
rupiye ke liye bhi
vichaar
karte hai
Pani ka ek katra aankh
se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad
kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua
magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k
gaya abhi abhi..
Dil ki hasti mit gayi
hoti, aur sare dard badh
gaye hote,
jindgi aap jaise dosto
ki amanat hai, varna hum
to kab ke bikhar gaye
hote..
Umar ki rah me insan
badal Jata hai, waqt ki
andhere me tufan badal
jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan
na karu, lekin baad me
irada badal jata hai.
Kabhi dost' kehte ho,
kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi
bewakt neend se jaga
dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms
karte ho khuda kasam
khushi hi khushi dil
main
jaga dete ho.
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe
pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya
karte the,
Ab un raho se guzra nahi
jata, jaha baith kar
unka intezaar kiya karte
the..
Kisi mod par hum aapko
khone nahi denge, Juda
hona chaho to bhi hone
nahi denge.
Chandani rato me aayegi
meri yaad, Meri yaad ke
woh pal aapko sone nahi
dengE.
Ateet apne aap ko kyun
dohrata hai, milkar koi
phir kyun kho jata hai
zindagi bhar saath rehne
ka vada kyun kiya, jab
tumhe sirf bichhadna hi
aata hai..
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********
Ek pal ki ye baat nahi,
do pal ka ye sath nahi
waise to zindagi ek
safar si ban gayi hai
mere liye
par wo safar hi kya
jisme tum saath nahi
DIL ka Rishta hai
Hamara, Dil k Kone mey
hai Naam Tumhara.
Har Yad mey hai Chehra
Tumhara, Sath Nahi toh
kya hua,
Zindagi bhar Dosti
Nibhane ka Wada hai
Hamara.
Teri dosti mei ek nasha
hai, tabhi to ye duniya
humse khafa hai...!
Na karo humse itni
dosti, ki dil puche...
Teri dhadkan kaha
hai..???
Woh hamse ruswa hain ki
hum gairon ko dekh kar
muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane hamein
har chehre mein woh
nazar aate hai..
Aap pas raho ya dur, hum
dil se dil ki awaaz mila
sakte hai,
na khat ke na phone ke
mohtaaj hai hum, par
apke dil ko 1 hichki se
hila sakte hai.
Chod diya hamara sath to
koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai
to koi baat nahi, aapki
ek yaad mulakat se kum
nahi
Bas kya yahi tak tha
saath hamara intejar hi
karte rahe hum tumhara,
kab hogi is kambakht dil
me roshni aur kab hoga
pyaar ka izihaar
tumhara.
Yaad na karoge to
sataenge, ruthoge to
manaenge... Roogey to
hasaenge...
Dost hai hum tumhare,
sayaa nahi... jo andhre
mei saath chod jayenge!
Aasman mei jab jab badal
garajta hoga, mausam bhi
aapna rukh badalta
hoga...
Uthti hogi jab jab aapki
nigahein, khuda bhi gir
gir kar sambhalta
hoga!
Baat kam kije jihanat ko
chipate rahiye, Ajnabi
shahar hai kuch dost
banate rahiye
Dushmani lakh sahi khatm
na kije rishta, Dil mile
na mile hath milate
rahiye
I would like 2
officially announce that
I am already accepting
friendshipday gifts in
cash, cheques,
chocolates, luv &
airtime.
Avoid rush, Send Now!
Thank U!
If I got ur smile, I dnt
need flowers, If I got
ur voice, I dnt need
music,
If u speak 2 me I dont
need anybdy else, If U r
my frnd I dont need the
world!
We've known Each other 4
Quite a while now, do u
think we can be more
than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER 2
rob a BANK !?
I saw something in a
shops window - it was
stunning hot, cute,
simply
adorable.
I was supposed to buy it
for u. But then I
realised it was my
reflection.
The World is Round We'll
meet again. When we meet
I'll ask You "How are
You"
Hope You'll not ask "Who
are You'!
NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U
good,
NOBODY is Ur best
friend,
NOBODY is happy with
U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY.
I saw U on ROAD today. U
were lukin SO fine, Ur
face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect.
My HEART started singing
a Sweet Song: WHO LET
THE DOGS OUT!
A study has proved that
all fools use their
THUMB while reading a
SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try
2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!
Stars + moon = romantic
night,
Birds + sky = lovely
day,
Forest + animals =
beautiful world,
YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO
Khwabo ke mahal me
kalpana ka vaas hai
abhi baki meri chand
saans hai
shayad tumhare aane ki
koi gunjaish nahi
par tum se milne ki ab
bhi aas hai
aapko bhool jau umar
gujarne ki baat
hai.........
aapko na ho yakeen ye
aur baat
hai..............
jab tak rahegi saans tab
tak rahoge yaad
...........
ye saans toot jaaaye to
aur baat
hai..............
Lamhe judai ke bekarar
karte hain
haalat mere mujhe
laachar karte hain
aankhe meri pad lo kabhi
ham khud kaise kahe ki
aapse pyar karte hain
dooriyo se fark padta
nahi hai
.....................
baat ko dilo ki
nazdikiyo se hoti
hai.............
dosti to kuch khaas aap
jaise se hai
..............
varna mulaqat na jaane
kitne logo se hoti
hai....
Dekha nahi hai koi
tujhsa,
dekhne tujhe jannat se
bhi laut aayange,
jab tak deedar na ho
tera,
hum mar ke bhi chain se
na mar paayange..
tufan me kashti ko
kinare bhi mil jate hai
jahan me logo ko sahare
bhi mil jate hai
duniya me sabse pyari
hai zindagi
kuch log zindagi se
pyare bhi mil jate hai
apne hothon par sajana
chahta
hu.................
aa tujhe me gungunana
chahta
hu..................
thak gaya me karte karte
yaad tujhko.............
ab tujhe me yaad aana
chahta
hu...................
Bikhre ashkon ke moti
hum pro na sake,
Teri yaad Me sari raat
so na sake,
Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me
tasvir teri,
Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro
Na sake.
Unki mohabbat ka abhi
nishan baaki hai,
naam labh par hai jaan
baki hai,
kya hua agar dekh kar
muh fer lete hain,
tasalli hai ki abhi
shakal ki pehchan baaki
hai
Pagal nazaren dil diwana
lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana
lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar
aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana
lagta hai....
...................................
Sunsaan sarak k sookhay
hoi peepal Ki Tuti Hui
Tehnee k Murjhaye Hue
Pattay Pay Baithay Hue
bhoot Kay Pair Say
Nikaltay Hue Khoon Kay
Beemar
Bacteria............HOW
R
U??????*******************************************
***************
If ever in your life U R
very sad & lonely & feel
that U have lost
every thing, I will
come, Hold your hand,
take U 4 Walk on a
Bridge &
Show U where 2 jump From
!!!...
**************************************************
********
Bottle main Pepsi say
zyaada....used Socks
main smell say bhi
zyaadaa.... Adnan Sami
main charbi say
zyaada... Mithai main
sweet say
zyaada...Pakistan main
coruption say zzyaada...
I LOV U
**************************************************
********
Today, tommorow and
yesterday there will be
one heart that would
always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!
**************************************************
********
Tum sa koi dusara zameen
par hua
to rab se sikayat
hogi....
Ek to jhella nahi jata
dusra aa gaya to kya
halat hogi!!!
**************************************************
********
I have the "I",I have
the "L",I have the "O",I
have the "V",I have the
"E",... so pls can I
have "U"?
**************************************************
********
True friends are those
Who Care without
hasitation,
Remember without
Limitation,
Forgive without any
Explanation,
and Love even with
little Communication!!!
The Golden words are
"Don't cry in Love"
because for whom u r
crying does not deserve
your tears
and the person who
deserves it will never
let u cry!!
**************************************************
********
What is sweet but not
Honey,
Precious but not Money,
Bright but not Sunshine,
Impr! oves with time but
not Wine???
Its....OUR FRIENDSHIP!!!
**************************************************
********
Har koi pyar ke liye
tarapta hai,
Har koi pyar ke liye
rota hai,
mere pyar ko galat mat
samajna,
pyar to dosti mein bhi
hota hai.
**************************************************
********
Chaand ko garoor hai ki
uske paas noor hai,
to kya hua....
Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki
mera Dost Langoor hai!
**************************************************
********
u r a donkey
d 4 decent
o 4 outclass
n 4 nice
k 4 kind
e 4 excelent
y 4 young
**************************************************
********
I am in hospital now.
After 5 minutes, I will
be transfered to a
surgery room.
The doctor told me, I
will die if I stop
RECEIVING YOUR SMS.
**************************************************
********
If i cud reach up and
hold a star 4 every time
u made me smile the!
entire evening sky wud b
in the palm of my hand.
**************************************************
********
My cell phone loves it
when u sms: its little
face lights up, bursts
in
to beeps and has ur name
written all over it. I
think u should sms more
often, i think it likes
u!
**************************************************
********
Har desh ki ek sarhadd
hoti hai
bache ki bhi ek jidd
hote hai
aur kitna intzaar karru
tere sms ka
Kanjosi ki bhi koi hadd
hoti hai
**************************************************
********
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney,
Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo
fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jayu
vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to
forever ho tum...
**************************************************
********
When i am not messaging
u it does not mean that
i have forgotten u, i
am just giving u time to
MISS ME!!
**************************************************
********
Aap jaise log hume kuch
khas lagte hai.
mann me har waqt hum ek
aas rakte hai,
jaane kab aa jaye sms
aapka
is liye cell ko dil ke
pass rakte hai
**************************************************
********
Think Big...
Think Positive...
Think Smart...
Think Beautiful...
Think Great...
I know, that is too much
for u, so here is a
shortcut...
JUST THINK ABOUT ME!
**************************************************
********
5 great people:
1.Quaid
woh to ab rahe nahi
2.Wasim Akram
woh kisi kaam ka nahi
3.Aishwarya Rai
apni pohanch say bahir
4.baqi rahe aap aur hum
So keep in Touch
**************************************************
********
Life without u is
impossible, u r in my
breath and blood. i cant
stay
for a second without u,
if u r not there i am
dead oye hello i am
talking about OXYGEN
**************************************************
********
.....the Heart Beat of
my Phone
.....is ur Message Tone
**************************************************
********
VERY... Cute, Gorgeous,
Genious, Goodlooking,
Intellegent, One in
Trillions...I think its
enuff abt ME,wht abt
U....
**************************************************
********
Sweet candies are nice
to eat
Sweet words are easy to
say
but, sweet ppl are hard
to find
OH MY GOD! how did u
find me
**************************************************
********
Log apna banake chod
dete hai... Rishta gairo
se jod lete hai...
Hum to ek phool bhi na
tod sake... Log to dil
bhi tod dete hai!!
Meri chahat tu, tujhe pa
to na saka mai, yakin
kar nahi hu bewafa mai,
aaj bhi mere khawabo me
hai tu, aaj bhi tujhe
pane ki hai justuju
meri.
Save ths msg n read it
whnevr u fail in life...
"haaton ki lakiron par
vishwas nahi karna
chahiye kyunki takdir to
unki
bhi hoti hai jinke haath
nahi hote hai"
Khuda na kare apko koi
gam milay. Khushiya or
hasi har dum milay.
Jab bhi kabhi gum apki
aur badhay. Khuda kare
raastey mai usay hum
milay..
Aisa lagta hai zindagi
tum ho, Ajnabi kaise
ajnabi tum ho
Main zamin pe ghana
andhera hun, Aasmano ki
chandni tum ho
Dosto se wafa ki
ummeede, Kis zamane ke
aadmi tum ho
Log kehte hai ki itni
dosti mat karo ke dost
dil par sawar ho jaye.
Hum kehte hain dosti
itni karo ke dushman ko
bhi tumse pyar ho jaye.
Unhe to fursat nahi
milne ki humse, aur
hamara waqt gujarta hai
unki
fariyaad karke.
Agar aaye wo meri maut
pe, to kah dena abhi
soye hain tumhe yaad
karke
Itni chhoti nahin dosti
apni, Kaise soch liya k
kinaara aa gaya.
Lo ho gayi mobile mein
roshni, Aur SMS hamaara
aa gaya....
Hamari dosti raymond
jaisi nahi since1965,
pepsi jaisi nahi yeh dil
mange more,
yeh hogi LIC jaisi,
zindagi k saath bhi,
zindagi k baad bhi..
There r 3 chambers in my
HEART.
1 for papa, 1 for maa, 1
4 GOD.
oh! wat abt u my frend?
sorry no place 4 u in my
heart...bcoz plp like
u r in my heartbeats
Sumtimes I sms, sumtimes
I dont, sumtimes I
reply, sumtimes I dont,
but no matter how many
times that SOMETIMES is,
u'll be my friend 4
lifetime.
There r 6 Billion people
around the wrld. I dnt
knw y i keep on msging
u.
Maybe bcoz..
5,999,999,999 cant
replace... a single
'YOU'.
Hi Moon!, Dim Your
Light.
Hello Wind!, Breeze
Soft.
Hi Flower!, Blossom
Slowly.
Hello Earth!, Spin
Gently.
Coz My Frend Is Going To
Sleep. gud nyt swt drmz
Life gives an answer in
3 ways...
It says Yes.. N gives u
wht u want.
It says NO... and gives
something better.
It says WAIT and gives
the best in its own
time!
Just bcoz u got an sms u
think someone likes u??
huh??
Well.. no one likes u..
no one misses u.. no one
cares 4 u.. no one
remembers
u...........MORE THAN I
DO!
Some days are cloudy and
grey, And it seems as if
the rain is Chasing
all your dreams away.
While other days r
bright and sunny, Making
you feel as though the
feats
You can accomplish are
many.
On this particular day,
I have but One wish
coming your way.
I hope you have a
wonderfully nice day!
I cnt fnd a reson y GOD
mde U so close 2 me...!
Bt tats nt d qstion 2b
askd.
May b d qstion 2b askd
is-HOW DID HE KNO..
TAT I NEEDED A PERSN LKE
U IN MY LIFE?
Remember 2 remember me!
4get 2 4get me!
Evn if u try 2 remember
2 4get me
I wil nevr 4get 2
remember 2 remind u 2
remember me! Believe
me...!
What is meant by
ABCDEFG... A Boy Can Do
Everything For a Girl
And GFEDCBA means...
Girl Forgets Everything
Done n Catches new Boy
Again..
.......................
Khwabo ke mahal me
kalpana ka vaas hai
abhi baki meri chand
saans hai
shayad tumhare aane ki
koi gunjaish nahi
par tum se milne ki ab
bhi aas hai
aapko bhool jau umar
gujarne ki baat
hai.........
aapko na ho yakeen ye
aur baat
hai..............
jab tak rahegi saans tab
tak rahoge yaad
...........
ye saans toot jaaaye to
aur baat
hai..............
Lamhe judai ke bekarar
karte hain
haalat mere mujhe
laachar karte hain
aankhe meri pad lo kabhi
ham khud kaise kahe ki
aapse pyar karte hain
dooriyo se fark padta
nahi hai
.....................
baat ko dilo ki
nazdikiyo se hoti
hai.............
dosti to kuch khaas aap
jaise se hai
..............
varna mulaqat na jaane
kitne logo se hoti
hai....
Dekha nahi hai koi
tujhsa,
dekhne tujhe jannat se
bhi laut aayange,
jab tak deedar na ho
tera,
hum mar ke bhi chain se
na mar paayange..
tufan me kashti ko
kinare bhi mil jate hai
jahan me logo ko sahare
bhi mil jate hai
duniya me sabse pyari
hai zindagi
kuch log zindagi se
pyare bhi mil jate hai
apne hothon par sajana
chahta
hu.................
aa tujhe me gungunana
chahta
hu..................
thak gaya me karte karte
yaad tujhko.............
ab tujhe me yaad aana
chahta
hu...................
Bikhre ashkon ke moti
hum pro na sake,
Teri yaad Me sari raat
so na sake,
Bheeg na Jaye ansuo me
tasvir teri,
Bus yehi soch Kar hum ro
Na sake.
Unki mohabbat ka abhi
nishan baaki hai,
naam labh par hai jaan
baki hai,
kya hua agar dekh kar
muh fer lete hain,
tasalli hai ki abhi
shakal ki pehchan baaki
hai
Pagal nazaren dil diwana
lagta hai.........
tera mera pyar purana
lagta hai............
phoolon me lipte pathar
aaye hai.............
ye to koi dost purana
lagta hai....
Ek pal ki ye baat nahi,
do pal ka ye sath nahi
waise to zindagi ek
safar si ban gayi hai
mere liye
par wo safar hi kya
jisme tum saath nahi
DIL ka Rishta hai
Hamara, Dil k Kone mey
hai Naam Tumhara.
Har Yad mey hai Chehra
Tumhara, Sath Nahi toh
kya hua,
Zindagi bhar Dosti
Nibhane ka Wada hai
Hamara.
Teri dosti mei ek nasha
hai, tabhi to ye duniya
humse khafa hai...!
Na karo humse itni
dosti, ki dil puche...
Teri dhadkan kaha
hai..???
Woh hamse ruswa hain ki
hum gairon ko dekh kar
muskurate hain,
par woh kya jaane hamein
har chehre mein woh
nazar aate hai..
Aap pas raho ya dur, hum
dil se dil ki awaaz mila
sakte hai,
na khat ke na phone ke
mohtaaj hai hum, par
apke dil ko 1 hichki se
hila sakte hai.
Chod diya hamara sath to
koi gam nahi.
Bhul jayenge aap hume,
bhulne wale hum nahi...
Aapse mulakat na ho pai
to koi baat nahi, aapki
ek yaad mulakat se kum
nahi
Bas kya yahi tak tha
saath hamara intejar hi
karte rahe hum tumhara,
kab hogi is kambakht dil
me roshni aur kab hoga
pyaar ka izihaar
tumhara.
Yaad na karoge to
sataenge, ruthoge to
manaenge... Roogey to
hasaenge...
Dost hai hum tumhare,
sayaa nahi... jo andhre
mei saath chod jayenge!
Aasman mei jab jab badal
garajta hoga, mausam bhi
aapna rukh badalta
hoga...
Uthti hogi jab jab aapki
nigahein, khuda bhi gir
gir kar sambhalta
hoga!
Baat kam kije jihanat ko
chipate rahiye, Ajnabi
shahar hai kuch dost
banate rahiye
Dushmani lakh sahi khatm
na kije rishta, Dil mile
na mile hath milate
rahiye
I would like 2
officially announce that
I am already accepting
friendshipday gifts in
cash, cheques,
chocolates, luv &
airtime.
Avoid rush, Send Now!
Thank U!
If I got ur smile, I dnt
need flowers, If I got
ur voice, I dnt need
music,
If u speak 2 me I dont
need anybdy else, If U r
my frnd I dont need the
world!
We've known Each other 4
Quite a while now, do u
think we can be more
than FRNDS?
Will u be my PARTNER 2
rob a BANK !?
I saw something in a
shops window - it was
stunning hot, cute,
simply
adorable.
I was supposed to buy it
for u. But then I
realised it was my
reflection.
The World is Round We'll
meet again. When we meet
I'll ask You "How are
You"
Hope You'll not ask "Who
are You'!
NOBODY like U,
NOBODY cares for U,
NOBODY misses U,
NOBODY wants to see U
good,
NOBODY is Ur best
friend,
NOBODY is happy with
U...Dont cry!!!
My name is NOBODY.
I saw U on ROAD today. U
were lukin SO fine, Ur
face SO divine, Ur walk
SO perfect.
My HEART started singing
a Sweet Song: WHO LET
THE DOGS OUT!
A study has proved that
all fools use their
THUMB while reading a
SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try
2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!
Stars + moon = romantic
night,
Birds + sky = lovely
day,
Forest + animals =
beautiful world,
YOU+YOUR SMILE = AYYO
Kabhi gamo se tumari
mulakat na ho
udaas bethe raho aisi
koi baat na ho
shiqayat ho to hume maf
kar dena
fursat mile to hume yaad
kar lena
Mat mila aise dost se ae
khuda, ye hamein barbaad
karte hai,
hum to sms ki bauchaar
karte hai, aur ye 1
rupiye ke liye bhi
vichaar
karte hai
Pani ka ek katra aankh
se gira abhi abhi..
kya tum ne mujko yaad
kiya abhi abhi..
tujh se mile zamana hua
magar...
yun laga koi mujse mil k
gaya abhi abhi..
Dil ki hasti mit gayi
hoti, aur sare dard badh
gaye hote,
jindgi aap jaise dosto
ki amanat hai, varna hum
to kab ke bikhar gaye
hote..
Umar ki rah me insan
badal Jata hai, waqt ki
andhere me tufan badal
jata hai,
sochta hu tumhe pareshan
na karu, lekin baad me
irada badal jata hai.
Kabhi dost' kehte ho,
kabhi dua dete ho, kabhi
bewakt neend se jaga
dete ho,
par jab bhi hume sms
karte ho khuda kasam
khushi hi khushi dil
main
jaga dete ho.
Jaan se bhi zyada unhe
pyar kiya karte the,
yaad unhe din rat kiya
karte the,
Ab un raho se guzra nahi
jata, jaha baith kar
unka intezaar kiya karte
the..
Kisi mod par hum aapko
khone nahi denge, Juda
hona chaho to bhi hone
nahi denge.
Chandani rato me aayegi
meri yaad, Meri yaad ke
woh pal aapko sone nahi
dengE.
Ateet apne aap ko kyun
dohrata hai, milkar koi
phir kyun kho jata hai
zindagi bhar saath rehne
ka vada kyun kiya, jab
tumhe sirf bichhadna hi
aata hai
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